February 2012
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Lessons I've Learned From Watching...
(reluctantly, then enthusiastically) The Bachelor.
1. You only force yourself to watch The Bachelor for about 10 minutes. After that, it’s all consensual.
2. Boys, even boys who are looking for a nice girl, are ridiculously weak. If they feel guilty after they skinny dip with the wrong girl, you’re allowed to forgive them.
3. Girls talk too much and wear too much makeup and have...
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In Future, Science Could Erase Memories : NPR →
A la Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: targeted memory erasure intended to help poor folks with PTSD, and eventually to be abused by selfish folks like yours truly.
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All I wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise.
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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To chase cool, you’re chasing something that already exists, which means you’re...
– Andrew Keller, Crispin Porter & Bogusky (via johannesr)
OHHH, SO THAT’S WHY I’M SO COOL. DUH.
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January 2012
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There are so many dresses I need weddings for....
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What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)